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         <title>So. Here I am. Not dead.</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>It's <em>entirely possible</em> that I sort of forgot this blog even existed, and also that I <em>might have</em> forgotten what the login was for it, or what page you had to go to in order to log in. This might have happened. I don't know.</p>

<p>I mean, I have a livejournal (username available upon application) which I update rarely enough these days, and this is something that I have even less motivation to keep up, as I don't think I have friends reading this to determine if I am dead or, in fact, in Norway. </p>

<p>Still, I thought I would dust this off a bit. It's about time, you know. Of course, working on premises at the world's best search engine's main campus means I have no illusions of privacy on the internet.</p>]]></description>
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         <title>Ouch.</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I have to pee but I can't get off this conference call. I've been on it since 11:30 and I've already had to take one potty break. Why is it that no matter what I have as my job title it actually ends up being "Person who professionally argues with SBC"?</p>

<p>I have to leave in a half hour to drive to the airport and fly to San Francisco. I will be gone, oh yes. Then I will eat lots of cheese and drink some Bonny Doon wine and wander around and life, it will be good, though I will miss the boy.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 15:27:34 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>bi-furious</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>That's me!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 22:50:15 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>testing.</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>yes, this is a test.</p>]]></description>
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